1 00:00:01,774 --> 00:00:02,718 So the five keys 2 00:00:02,719 --> 00:00:06,698 to investing wisely in a down real estate market are... 3 00:00:06,750 --> 00:00:09,254 Keyp your cool... 4 00:00:10,881 --> 00:00:13,506 Keyp informed... 5 00:00:14,479 --> 00:00:15,825 Legwork. 6 00:00:16,126 --> 00:00:19,149 I recently became a partner in a new agency, 7 00:00:19,150 --> 00:00:20,970 so I put together a seminar 8 00:00:20,971 --> 00:00:23,370 to recruit first-time home buyers. 9 00:00:23,492 --> 00:00:25,532 I want to give 'em a step-by-step description 10 00:00:25,533 --> 00:00:27,890 of exactly what I can do for them. 11 00:00:27,891 --> 00:00:29,632 Am I worried that they might write it all down 12 00:00:29,633 --> 00:00:31,154 and just do it themselves? 13 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,750 Quite frankly, I hadn't thought about it until just now. 14 00:00:35,448 --> 00:00:36,706 Do I really have to go to this thing? 15 00:00:36,707 --> 00:00:38,131 Yes. You're a big part of today. 16 00:00:38,132 --> 00:00:39,379 You're my support staff. 17 00:00:39,380 --> 00:00:41,227 Then why am I not getting paid? 18 00:00:41,745 --> 00:00:42,840 That is a good question. 19 00:00:42,841 --> 00:00:44,842 And I think I'm gonna text you the answer 20 00:00:44,843 --> 00:00:46,136 on that cell phone we pay for. 21 00:00:46,137 --> 00:00:47,923 Honey, do you wanna practice your part again? 22 00:00:47,924 --> 00:00:50,322 Uh, no. It's just one question. I think I got it. 23 00:00:50,323 --> 00:00:51,996 Yeah, but it's the most important question 24 00:00:51,997 --> 00:00:53,804 because it launches me into my big finish. 25 00:00:53,805 --> 00:00:55,854 - Yes. - That way, people leave excited. 26 00:00:56,296 --> 00:00:58,824 Oh, I think people will be excited to leave. 27 00:01:02,785 --> 00:01:03,995 Luke... 28 00:01:04,599 --> 00:01:05,360 Why? 29 00:01:05,361 --> 00:01:07,332 I'm sorry. It's for school. 30 00:01:07,427 --> 00:01:09,749 I have to design a container that'll protect an egg 31 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:10,729 in a 1-story drop. 32 00:01:10,730 --> 00:01:11,760 Yeah, so, um, 33 00:01:11,761 --> 00:01:14,207 you thought you would go with an egg carton? 34 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:17,542 What if the best idea was under my nose the whole time? 35 00:01:17,650 --> 00:01:19,273 You're gonna need to come down and clean this up now. 36 00:01:19,274 --> 00:01:21,193 Ugh! I wouldn't have to do any of this 37 00:01:21,194 --> 00:01:22,879 if Alex would just let me use hers 38 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:24,941 - from when she took the class. - Never. 39 00:01:24,942 --> 00:01:27,531 That design is my intellectual property. 40 00:01:27,532 --> 00:01:29,871 I think it has applications for unmanned space flight. 41 00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:30,767 Keep talking like that 42 00:01:30,768 --> 00:01:32,618 and you'll go through life unmanned. 43 00:01:32,619 --> 00:01:34,068 - Funny. - Girls. 44 00:01:34,069 --> 00:01:35,361 Luke, honey, listen to me. 45 00:01:35,362 --> 00:01:37,485 You're gonna need to do this project on your own. 46 00:01:37,486 --> 00:01:40,129 And you can do it. Just... really think. 47 00:01:40,487 --> 00:01:41,231 I've got it! 48 00:01:41,232 --> 00:01:43,105 What if I'm the container? 49 00:01:43,106 --> 00:01:44,726 There's a thought. You could be... 50 00:01:45,076 --> 00:01:46,904 No, Luke! Luke! 51 00:01:56,715 --> 00:01:59,715 Sync by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 52 00:02:00,084 --> 00:02:01,568 [Spanish?] 53 00:02:08,836 --> 00:02:12,006 Okay, si, te quiero. Mwah, mwah, mwah! 54 00:02:12,970 --> 00:02:14,750 I understood "crazy old witch," 55 00:02:14,751 --> 00:02:16,699 "go kill yourself," then "I love you." 56 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:19,369 I'll never get this, how you all yell at each other. 57 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:22,097 That's how you know that your family loves you-- 58 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:24,129 when they feel free to scream at you. 59 00:02:24,130 --> 00:02:25,993 Oh, I guess I owe my ex-wife an apology. 60 00:02:25,994 --> 00:02:27,943 Apparently, she was nuts ab. 61 00:02:29,356 --> 00:02:30,432 Darn it! 62 00:02:30,592 --> 00:02:31,973 Try the next one over a frying pan. 63 00:02:31,974 --> 00:02:33,554 I could use some breakfast. 64 00:02:33,555 --> 00:02:34,948 This is so frustrating. 65 00:02:34,949 --> 00:02:36,816 At least you're getting your hands dirty for a change. 66 00:02:36,817 --> 00:02:37,744 It is a nice break 67 00:02:37,745 --> 00:02:40,815 - from the life of the mind I usually live. - That's the spirit. 68 00:02:41,368 --> 00:02:42,877 Plus it's a metaphor for the human condition. 69 00:02:42,878 --> 00:02:44,266 Aren't we al just fragile eggs 70 00:02:44,267 --> 00:02:45,829 hiding behind bubble wrap and bravado? 71 00:02:45,830 --> 00:02:46,944 And we're back. 72 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:48,878 Well, I'm sure that your egg-droppy thing 73 00:02:48,879 --> 00:02:50,693 is going to be the best in the class. 74 00:02:50,694 --> 00:02:51,926 Hmm. Except for Luke's. 75 00:02:51,927 --> 00:02:54,721 Really? Our Luke? 76 00:02:54,872 --> 00:02:57,029 But isn't he, like, a little, like... 77 00:02:57,030 --> 00:02:58,193 I bet Claire's gonna help him, 78 00:02:58,194 --> 00:03:01,299 just like she did with his self-portrait for art class. 79 00:03:01,483 --> 00:03:03,090 There was life in those eyes. 80 00:03:03,091 --> 00:03:03,845 It was haunting. 81 00:03:03,846 --> 00:03:06,087 Tell you what. I'm gonna nip this in the bud. 82 00:03:06,869 --> 00:03:08,900 You deserve a fighting chance. 83 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:13,437 Hey, I'm calling about that, uh, egg project the boys are doing. 84 00:03:13,438 --> 00:03:15,046 Parents aren't supposed to help out on that, right? 85 00:03:15,047 --> 00:03:16,828 Why would the parents be helping? 86 00:03:16,829 --> 00:03:18,550 Why do they cut grapes for 8-year-olds? 87 00:03:18,551 --> 00:03:20,050 I figure if you can eat a chicken finger, 88 00:03:20,051 --> 00:03:21,458 you can tear your way through a grape. 89 00:03:21,459 --> 00:03:22,344 Again, dad? 90 00:03:22,345 --> 00:03:23,829 Oh, I'm sorry, it just... 91 00:03:23,830 --> 00:03:25,337 bugs me, is all. 92 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:28,054 The point is, I'm not helping, 93 00:03:28,055 --> 00:03:30,578 and I hope no one else is helping, either. 94 00:03:30,579 --> 00:03:32,699 Okay, dad. Thanks for the heads-up. 95 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:34,762 Love you. Bye-bye. 96 00:03:35,275 --> 00:03:37,502 Well, my dad is doing Manny's project for him. 97 00:03:37,503 --> 00:03:38,888 He called to tell you that? 98 00:03:38,889 --> 00:03:41,235 Oh, no. He called to tell me that he wasn't, 99 00:03:41,236 --> 00:03:43,500 which is exactly what you say when you are, 100 00:03:43,501 --> 00:03:45,382 but you don't want anybody to suspect it. 101 00:03:45,383 --> 00:03:46,826 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 102 00:03:46,853 --> 00:03:49,298 What would you say if you had issues with your father? 103 00:03:49,299 --> 00:03:52,211 Claire and Jay are incredibly competitive. 104 00:03:52,212 --> 00:03:54,819 Tennis games, card games, everything. 105 00:03:54,820 --> 00:03:56,243 Who knows why? 106 00:03:56,244 --> 00:03:58,777 Claire is the son that my dad never had. 107 00:03:58,778 --> 00:04:01,602 I mean, he just wanted someone to throw a ball in the backyard. 108 00:04:02,397 --> 00:04:03,878 I did once, but... 109 00:04:04,503 --> 00:04:06,015 he did not attend. 110 00:04:07,843 --> 00:04:08,994 Looks like fun. 111 00:04:08,995 --> 00:04:10,497 It was, but now it's hard. 112 00:04:10,498 --> 00:04:13,860 Oh, I'm sure you're gonna do great, buddy... 113 00:04:15,967 --> 00:04:17,365 - Eee... - Claire? 114 00:04:17,366 --> 00:04:19,982 Uh, I am just showing interest 115 00:04:19,983 --> 00:04:22,505 in our son's project, which any parent would-- 116 00:04:22,506 --> 00:04:26,007 Think! Think... to do. Thinking... I am, 117 00:04:26,008 --> 00:04:27,563 that maybe I should stay here 118 00:04:27,564 --> 00:04:30,033 in case Luke has any questions. 119 00:04:30,093 --> 00:04:31,614 Do you think you can find somebody else 120 00:04:31,615 --> 00:04:32,607 to help you with your seminar? 121 00:04:32,608 --> 00:04:34,471 I don't know. That's a little last-minute. 122 00:04:34,472 --> 00:04:36,337 You're kind of irreplaceable. 123 00:04:36,383 --> 00:04:38,341 Well, I mean, it's just one question, 124 00:04:38,342 --> 00:04:40,297 and the seminar isn't for a few hours... 125 00:04:40,298 --> 00:04:41,183 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 126 00:04:41,184 --> 00:04:43,674 Hey, Gloria? Quick favor. 127 00:04:45,078 --> 00:04:47,138 Okay. See you there. Bye-bye. 128 00:04:47,139 --> 00:04:48,210 What was that? 129 00:04:48,262 --> 00:04:48,729 Phil. 130 00:04:48,730 --> 00:04:51,760 He needs help with a seminar that he's giving. 131 00:04:51,761 --> 00:04:53,241 Why can't Claire help him? 132 00:04:53,540 --> 00:04:55,074 - He didn't say. - I'll tell you why-- 133 00:04:55,075 --> 00:04:57,791 because she's knee-deep in Luke's egg drop project. 134 00:04:57,792 --> 00:04:59,272 She said that she was not going to help. 135 00:04:59,273 --> 00:05:00,944 That's exactly what I would say to me 136 00:05:00,945 --> 00:05:03,263 if I was helping my kid and didn't want me to know. 137 00:05:03,264 --> 00:05:05,261 Why would you be talking to you? 138 00:05:05,262 --> 00:05:07,157 I'm just saying it's unfair to Manny. 139 00:05:07,158 --> 00:05:09,415 The kid doesn't stand a chance on his own. 140 00:05:09,551 --> 00:05:10,642 I'm tagging in here. 141 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:12,275 Jay, he doesn't need you to baby him. 142 00:05:12,276 --> 00:05:13,744 I'm just gonna give him a few tips. 143 00:05:13,745 --> 00:05:15,238 Kid, get yourself a snack. 144 00:05:15,239 --> 00:05:17,512 Okay, I'll cut him some grapes. 145 00:05:17,513 --> 00:05:18,210 Damn it! 146 00:05:18,211 --> 00:05:19,415 Not like that, Jay. 147 00:05:19,416 --> 00:05:21,177 Like this. Look. 148 00:05:21,705 --> 00:05:23,555 It just irritates me, you know what I mean? 149 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:28,735 We're meeting with prospective birth mothers. 150 00:05:28,736 --> 00:05:30,067 We've had a few of these meetings, 151 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:31,385 and they're very nerve-racking. 152 00:05:31,386 --> 00:05:32,481 You want to look good, 153 00:05:32,482 --> 00:05:34,426 you want to make a good first impression-- 154 00:05:34,427 --> 00:05:35,598 kind of like a first date. 155 00:05:35,599 --> 00:05:37,813 Actually, it's--it's the opposite of a first date. 156 00:05:37,814 --> 00:05:40,837 You don't wanna have sex, but you do want a baby. 157 00:05:41,567 --> 00:05:43,559 I have to say, Lily is adorable, 158 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:44,950 and such a good eater. 159 00:05:44,951 --> 00:05:46,352 Oh, not all the time. 160 00:05:46,353 --> 00:05:49,496 She just happens to love my tuna salad. 161 00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:50,753 Dolphin safe, of course. 162 00:05:50,754 --> 00:05:52,479 Oh, who cares about that? 163 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,549 Well, I bet the dolphins do. 164 00:05:54,550 --> 00:05:57,532 It's okay to eat tuna, but not dolphin? 165 00:05:57,533 --> 00:05:59,669 My theory is, a fish is a fish. 166 00:05:59,670 --> 00:06:01,823 - Mm. - Well... 167 00:06:01,959 --> 00:06:04,119 A dolphin's actually a mammal, so... 168 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:05,321 Eh, to-may-to, to-mah-to. 169 00:06:05,322 --> 00:06:06,946 More like tomato, cow. 170 00:06:06,947 --> 00:06:09,122 Mitchell, can you help me with the scones in the kitchen? 171 00:06:09,123 --> 00:06:10,162 Okay. 172 00:06:10,443 --> 00:06:11,668 Excuse us. 173 00:06:13,267 --> 00:06:14,888 Okay, this is not really about the scones. 174 00:06:14,889 --> 00:06:16,869 Oh, really? You didn't need help carrying six scones? 175 00:06:16,870 --> 00:06:18,839 No, this is about your need to correct 176 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:20,353 everyone's every little mistake. 177 00:06:20,354 --> 00:06:21,409 I am sorry. 178 00:06:21,410 --> 00:06:23,723 I thought that she could use a basic biology lesson. 179 00:06:23,724 --> 00:06:25,958 Well, let me give you a basic biology lesson-- 180 00:06:25,959 --> 00:06:27,717 you and I can't make a baby. 181 00:06:27,916 --> 00:06:31,244 So if she points to a lamp and calls it "Uncle George," 182 00:06:31,245 --> 00:06:32,633 what are you gonna say? 183 00:06:32,817 --> 00:06:34,221 "Pleased to meet you, Uncle George." 184 00:06:34,222 --> 00:06:36,151 Very good. Now let's get out there, 185 00:06:36,152 --> 00:06:38,185 smile, nod, and get ourselves a baby. 186 00:06:38,186 --> 00:06:39,015 Okay. 187 00:06:39,016 --> 00:06:42,774 And those are your five keys. 188 00:06:42,775 --> 00:06:46,322 Now if there are no more questions... 189 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,629 Ah, yes, the lovely home buyer right here 190 00:06:48,630 --> 00:06:50,040 on the edge of her seat. 191 00:06:50,998 --> 00:06:52,597 I was wondering... 192 00:06:53,487 --> 00:06:55,443 I was wondering, 193 00:06:55,614 --> 00:06:57,387 is there a sixth key? 194 00:06:57,388 --> 00:06:59,331 As a matter of fact, 195 00:06:59,625 --> 00:07:00,900 there is. 196 00:07:02,081 --> 00:07:03,008 We'll work on that. 197 00:07:03,009 --> 00:07:05,690 It's the key to the new home you've purchased below market 198 00:07:05,691 --> 00:07:09,560 thanks to Woosnum, Keneally, and Dunphy. 199 00:07:10,066 --> 00:07:11,408 Bravo! 200 00:07:11,929 --> 00:07:13,897 Fire the confetti cannon, drop the banner, 201 00:07:13,898 --> 00:07:15,335 autographs, autographs, autographs, 202 00:07:15,336 --> 00:07:16,347 and we're done. 203 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:17,710 We still have, like, an hour left. 204 00:07:17,711 --> 00:07:18,756 Can I go shopping? 205 00:07:18,757 --> 00:07:20,842 No. I-I have vocal exercises to do, 206 00:07:20,843 --> 00:07:22,310 and I need you to do a sound check for me. 207 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:24,803 Ay, I was hoping we could go to my hair salon. 208 00:07:24,804 --> 00:07:28,056 It's nearby. I didn't have time to finish my hair this morning. 209 00:07:28,057 --> 00:07:29,105 Really? That just happens? 210 00:07:29,106 --> 00:07:31,165 Ooh, and I can get my nails done. 211 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:32,070 Is it okay? 212 00:07:32,071 --> 00:07:33,397 Okay. Sure. 213 00:07:33,476 --> 00:07:34,551 Oh, oh! Could one of you guys 214 00:07:34,552 --> 00:07:35,841 stick this under a chair on your way out? 215 00:07:35,842 --> 00:07:37,357 One of the lucky attendees is going home 216 00:07:37,358 --> 00:07:38,992 with a brand-new mouse pad. 217 00:07:38,993 --> 00:07:40,134 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 218 00:07:40,182 --> 00:07:41,249 I don't wanna see which chair. 219 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:43,264 I wanna be blown away like everyone else. 220 00:07:46,375 --> 00:07:49,036 Yes. Now that is feng shui. 221 00:07:49,037 --> 00:07:50,223 Doesn't that feel better? 222 00:07:50,224 --> 00:07:52,136 Oh, yes. This is wonderful for conversation. 223 00:07:52,137 --> 00:07:53,030 Yes, this is nice. 224 00:07:53,031 --> 00:07:54,971 It gives the room a nice flow, 225 00:07:54,972 --> 00:07:56,442 which I'm really liking. 226 00:07:56,443 --> 00:08:00,453 Sometimes, your furniture tells you where it wants to be. 227 00:08:02,470 --> 00:08:03,356 Yeah. 228 00:08:03,357 --> 00:08:04,954 Do you mind if I use your restroom? 229 00:08:05,288 --> 00:08:07,422 Not at all. It's-- it's just down the hall. 230 00:08:07,770 --> 00:08:09,512 Just be warned-- there's some furniture in there 231 00:08:09,513 --> 00:08:11,384 that kind of likes where it is! 232 00:08:12,134 --> 00:08:14,007 Okay, I know it's killing you to do this whole song and dance, 233 00:08:14,008 --> 00:08:15,782 but I think it's going great. 234 00:08:15,783 --> 00:08:17,035 Cam, there's a limit, okay? 235 00:08:17,036 --> 00:08:18,976 We already promised her that we would show her son 236 00:08:18,977 --> 00:08:20,270 all 52 states. 237 00:08:20,271 --> 00:08:21,948 Oh, wow, you have a keyboard. 238 00:08:21,949 --> 00:08:22,967 Oh, yes. That's mine. 239 00:08:22,968 --> 00:08:25,035 You're musical. I love that. 240 00:08:25,036 --> 00:08:26,622 It's very important to me. 241 00:08:26,623 --> 00:08:28,261 Oh, well, you're preaching to the choir. 242 00:08:28,262 --> 00:08:30,024 Literally. I've sung in several. 243 00:08:30,025 --> 00:08:31,241 Yeah, we sing to Lily... 244 00:08:31,242 --> 00:08:32,223 All of the time. Mm. 245 00:08:32,224 --> 00:08:33,628 I wish I could hear you guys. 246 00:08:33,629 --> 00:08:35,566 Oh, well, that's very sweet. 247 00:08:35,567 --> 00:08:36,885 No, now. 248 00:08:37,224 --> 00:08:38,852 The baby's father is a musician, 249 00:08:38,853 --> 00:08:40,857 and I would love to know that he's growing up 250 00:08:40,858 --> 00:08:42,919 in a musical household. 251 00:08:45,187 --> 00:08:47,168 - Okay. - Great. 252 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:51,070 Okay. Now we are actually doing a song and dance. 253 00:08:51,071 --> 00:08:51,940 Okay, well, look at it this way-- 254 00:08:51,941 --> 00:08:53,161 we're not only adopting a baby, 255 00:08:53,162 --> 00:08:54,366 we're saving it from a life spent 256 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,840 searching for east Dakota. 257 00:08:57,666 --> 00:08:58,232 Oh, God. 258 00:08:58,233 --> 00:08:59,164 This is actually nice. 259 00:08:59,165 --> 00:09:01,164 This is actually very nice to lean on. 260 00:09:02,746 --> 00:09:04,046 Ugh! 261 00:09:04,408 --> 00:09:05,094 It broke again. 262 00:09:05,095 --> 00:09:06,059 Mm. Yes, I saw. 263 00:09:06,060 --> 00:09:08,271 We'll just need to double up on the cotton. 264 00:09:08,544 --> 00:09:10,706 Here, let me save you a step. 265 00:09:12,267 --> 00:09:13,416 Alex! 266 00:09:13,515 --> 00:09:14,923 Knock, knock! 267 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:17,031 Dad! Hey! What are you doing here? 268 00:09:17,032 --> 00:09:19,564 Manny needs that soldering iron I lent to Phil. 269 00:09:19,565 --> 00:09:21,962 One of the screws on his project keeps coming loose. 270 00:09:21,963 --> 00:09:23,897 Other than that, it's flawless. 271 00:09:23,898 --> 00:09:26,457 Huh. His latest test run, he dropped it off the roof, 272 00:09:26,458 --> 00:09:29,174 he walked downstairs, it hadn't landed yet. 273 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:31,814 I had nothing. I had to get in Claire's head. 274 00:09:31,941 --> 00:09:34,849 Sometimes the best thing to do in race to the top... 275 00:09:35,245 --> 00:09:37,322 is grease the pole behind you. 276 00:09:37,323 --> 00:09:38,991 Wow. So Manny's still working? 277 00:09:38,992 --> 00:09:40,309 Luke finished a couple hours ago. 278 00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:42,303 Is that why all these eggs are on the floor? 279 00:09:42,304 --> 00:09:45,342 Oh, well, you know, after so many landed safely, 280 00:09:45,343 --> 00:09:46,512 we thought we should test 'em, 281 00:09:46,513 --> 00:09:49,688 make sure we weren't working with a super strong batch. 282 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:50,888 Sounds like you knocked it out of the park. 283 00:09:50,889 --> 00:09:52,835 We did. 284 00:09:52,836 --> 00:09:56,097 Um, so dad, if I find out what Phil did with that soldering iron, 285 00:09:56,098 --> 00:09:57,689 I'll run it over. 286 00:09:57,690 --> 00:09:59,359 Great. 'Cause, uh, 287 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:02,197 we're gonna test it later today at the school. 288 00:10:02,339 --> 00:10:04,649 Fun. Maybe we'll meet you. 289 00:10:04,650 --> 00:10:05,998 We can come anytime, right? 290 00:10:05,999 --> 00:10:08,610 'Cause we don't have a-- a spring problem. 291 00:10:08,892 --> 00:10:09,944 ***? 292 00:10:09,945 --> 00:10:11,048 Perfect. 293 00:10:13,756 --> 00:10:15,795 Okay. Bear with us. We're a little rusty. 294 00:10:15,796 --> 00:10:18,190 Yes, and please put all cell phones on vibrate. 295 00:10:21,499 --> 00:10:23,923 ♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪ 296 00:10:24,258 --> 00:10:26,702 ♪ I couldn't if I tried ♪ 297 00:10:27,617 --> 00:10:30,775 ♪ Honey, if I get restless ♪ 298 00:10:30,776 --> 00:10:34,986 ♪ Baby, you're not that kind? ♪ 299 00:10:35,396 --> 00:10:37,314 ♪ Ooh, hoo ♪ 300 00:10:37,579 --> 00:10:39,609 ♪ Nobody knows it ♪ 301 00:10:39,610 --> 00:10:41,508 ♪ Nobody knows ♪ 302 00:10:41,509 --> 00:10:43,205 ♪ When I was down ♪ 303 00:10:43,234 --> 00:10:45,070 ♪ I was your clown ♪ 304 00:10:45,481 --> 00:10:46,388 I really am a clown. 305 00:10:46,389 --> 00:10:48,739 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 306 00:10:48,740 --> 00:10:51,671 ♪ I gave you my heart ♪ 307 00:10:53,199 --> 00:10:55,741 ♪ So don't go breaking my heart ♪ 308 00:10:56,336 --> 00:10:58,120 ♪ I won't go breaking your heart ♪ 309 00:10:58,121 --> 00:10:59,563 ♪ Don't go breaking my ♪ 310 00:10:59,612 --> 00:11:03,687 ♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪ - Yeah, yeah. 311 00:11:04,909 --> 00:11:06,492 - Thank you. - It was wonderful. 312 00:11:06,493 --> 00:11:07,818 Oh. I'm confused, though. 313 00:11:07,819 --> 00:11:09,321 I thought Cameron was the singer. 314 00:11:09,322 --> 00:11:10,840 Yeah. Oh... 315 00:11:10,991 --> 00:11:12,456 Yes, yes, I am. 316 00:11:12,457 --> 00:11:15,566 Really? Because Mitchell has such a lovely voice. 317 00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:17,508 Well, I think he was following my lead. 318 00:11:17,509 --> 00:11:19,346 You know, a good leader can make all the difference. 319 00:11:19,347 --> 00:11:21,264 Actually, you were a little pitchy. 320 00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:23,501 But it was terrific, really. 321 00:11:23,968 --> 00:11:25,026 Thank you. 322 00:11:25,193 --> 00:11:27,350 Yes. Thank you for your opinion. 323 00:11:30,867 --> 00:11:34,550 Faster! Faster! We're going to be late to your father. 324 00:11:34,604 --> 00:11:36,902 Why did you have to do your toes, too? 325 00:11:36,903 --> 00:11:38,960 Well, there's this really cute boy at school 326 00:11:38,961 --> 00:11:40,362 who's kinda into my feet. 327 00:11:40,363 --> 00:11:42,915 Be careful. That can get really creepy fast. 328 00:11:44,485 --> 00:11:46,818 Ay. Where is the car? I parked it here! 329 00:11:46,819 --> 00:11:47,934 It's a tow zone. 330 00:11:47,935 --> 00:11:48,710 Somebody just put that there, 331 00:11:48,711 --> 00:11:50,296 because that wasn't here when I parked! 332 00:11:50,297 --> 00:11:51,683 It looks pretty old to me. 333 00:11:51,684 --> 00:11:54,089 Haley, don't lie. That was not here! 334 00:12:05,009 --> 00:12:07,671 Ladies and gentlemen... 335 00:12:07,672 --> 00:12:10,509 Get ready for one of the giants 336 00:12:10,510 --> 00:12:13,252 of residential real estate... 337 00:12:13,746 --> 00:12:15,983 A salesman's salesman... 338 00:12:15,984 --> 00:12:18,196 Where are you guys? I've been calling you! 339 00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:20,677 A realtor's realtor... 340 00:12:20,678 --> 00:12:23,157 You were supposed to do my intro. Now I have to. 341 00:12:23,158 --> 00:12:24,620 2-time nonconsecutive winner 342 00:12:24,621 --> 00:12:26,501 of the realtor of the year award... 343 00:12:26,502 --> 00:12:27,878 Just get back here by the end. 344 00:12:27,879 --> 00:12:29,075 Future investors, 345 00:12:29,076 --> 00:12:30,721 stop making excuses! 346 00:12:31,931 --> 00:12:37,093 And start... making your dreams come true! 347 00:12:37,107 --> 00:12:42,543 Ladies and gentlemen, Phil Dunphy! 348 00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:44,250 Hey! 349 00:12:44,251 --> 00:12:45,667 How are you? 350 00:12:45,837 --> 00:12:48,405 Thanks, Mike. I appreciate it. 351 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,271 Welcome. 352 00:12:50,597 --> 00:12:52,117 Taxi! 353 00:12:52,576 --> 00:12:54,694 You see? They don't stop because I'm latina. 354 00:12:54,695 --> 00:12:57,427 Or because that was just a yellow car. 355 00:12:57,995 --> 00:12:59,327 My dad is gonna freak out. 356 00:12:59,328 --> 00:13:01,050 You have to take the blame for this. 357 00:13:01,051 --> 00:13:02,104 Why me? 358 00:13:02,112 --> 00:13:04,313 Oh, because he'll never get mad at you. 359 00:13:04,314 --> 00:13:06,243 He totally puts you on a pedestal. 360 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,089 That's not true. 361 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,621 Yeah, it is. 362 00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:10,640 Let me just call the cab company. 363 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,873 Taxi! 364 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,871 It's not rocket science, people, it's just a little red card. 365 00:13:18,486 --> 00:13:21,813 Okay. I guess nobody needs a mouse pad. 366 00:13:23,746 --> 00:13:26,731 How's my favorite kid doing? 367 00:13:26,796 --> 00:13:27,975 Favorite? 368 00:13:28,034 --> 00:13:30,288 Yeah, I know, we're not supposed to have favorites. 369 00:13:30,289 --> 00:13:31,688 But you know what? We do. 370 00:13:31,689 --> 00:13:35,255 And the good news is, it's you. 371 00:13:35,853 --> 00:13:37,198 I'm not giving you my design. 372 00:13:37,199 --> 00:13:39,068 Who said anything about giving? 373 00:13:39,299 --> 00:13:40,594 We can work out an arrangement. 374 00:13:40,595 --> 00:13:41,892 It's cheating. 375 00:13:41,893 --> 00:13:43,709 What do you want? Money? 376 00:13:43,839 --> 00:13:45,537 I got a little something set aside. 377 00:13:46,008 --> 00:13:48,737 Okay. I shouldn't even be giving you this hint, but... 378 00:13:48,738 --> 00:13:51,686 first get a mirror. 379 00:13:51,722 --> 00:13:52,775 A mirror? 380 00:13:53,013 --> 00:13:53,984 Then you're gonna look in it, 381 00:13:53,985 --> 00:13:55,200 and you're gonna see a crazy woman. 382 00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:56,862 She needs your help. 383 00:13:57,817 --> 00:14:00,627 You know, I made the egg that made you, 384 00:14:00,628 --> 00:14:02,106 that made that project, 385 00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:04,749 so in a lot of ways, that design is already mine! 386 00:14:06,832 --> 00:14:08,834 Oh, you're fine. 387 00:14:09,284 --> 00:14:15,201 Are you sure that there are no more questions? 388 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:16,638 - No more questions? - Yes! 389 00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:20,460 If we could just get that over to the mustachioed gentleman. 390 00:14:21,829 --> 00:14:22,591 Yes, I was-- 391 00:14:22,592 --> 00:14:24,727 Oh, hey, I think we're all tired of that sound. 392 00:14:24,728 --> 00:14:25,827 Let me just come to you. 393 00:14:25,828 --> 00:14:27,061 I bet I know what your question is. 394 00:14:27,062 --> 00:14:28,389 You're probably wondering 395 00:14:28,390 --> 00:14:30,646 if there's sixth key. 396 00:14:30,647 --> 00:14:31,549 No, I was wondering about-- 397 00:14:31,550 --> 00:14:35,781 I was wondering about accelerated escrow. 398 00:14:35,782 --> 00:14:37,074 If it works for both parties, 399 00:14:37,075 --> 00:14:38,901 it's a great way to expedite the deal. 400 00:14:38,902 --> 00:14:40,644 But back to your first question 401 00:14:40,645 --> 00:14:43,414 about this mysterious sixth key. 402 00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:45,528 - I didn't say anything-- - The sixth key is the key 403 00:14:45,529 --> 00:14:48,605 to the new home that you purchased below market 404 00:14:48,606 --> 00:14:52,643 using the simple principles that you learned here today... 405 00:14:52,644 --> 00:14:54,325 But not so simple that you don't still need 406 00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:58,215 the professional services of Woosnum, Keneally... 407 00:14:59,722 --> 00:15:01,037 and Dunphy! 408 00:15:04,341 --> 00:15:05,640 Thank you for coming. 409 00:15:08,143 --> 00:15:09,305 Son of a-- 410 00:15:16,009 --> 00:15:18,596 So, is there anything you want to know about us? 411 00:15:18,753 --> 00:15:20,018 I don't think so. 412 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:22,842 In fact I don't think I need to interview any more people. 413 00:15:22,843 --> 00:15:24,927 You guys are perfect. 414 00:15:25,609 --> 00:15:27,437 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 415 00:15:27,438 --> 00:15:30,431 Well, I'm not supposed to say anything to you directly, 416 00:15:30,432 --> 00:15:34,184 but I think you guys should be expecting good news. 417 00:15:34,185 --> 00:15:36,328 Aah! Oh, gosh! 418 00:15:36,537 --> 00:15:38,015 Oh, I know, I know, you're not saying anything! 419 00:15:38,016 --> 00:15:40,952 But what you're not saying is wonderful! 420 00:15:40,953 --> 00:15:43,129 Um, all right. I'm gonna get some sparkling cider? 421 00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:44,369 - Yes, yes. - Okay, okay. 422 00:15:44,370 --> 00:15:46,236 It wouldn't be a celebration without cider 423 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,284 or a celebratory song. 424 00:15:48,285 --> 00:15:50,839 But this time, I want you to sit right here. 425 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:51,747 So have a seat here. 426 00:15:51,748 --> 00:15:55,406 Let's just get this mop out of the way there. 427 00:16:00,892 --> 00:16:03,390 ♪ If you leave me now ♪ 428 00:16:03,517 --> 00:16:08,508 ♪ You'll take away the biggest part of me ♪ 429 00:16:10,039 --> 00:16:15,343 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, no, baby, please don't go ♪ 430 00:16:15,927 --> 00:16:22,069 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, no, I just want you to stay ♪ 431 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,994 Yes, she was upset, but on a positive note, 432 00:16:28,995 --> 00:16:32,399 what I take from this experience is, I can sing. 433 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,654 Uh, what we didn't take away from the experience is a baby, 434 00:16:34,655 --> 00:16:36,808 because she decided to keep it. 435 00:16:40,638 --> 00:16:43,469 Ay. No. Did we missed everything? 436 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,967 Yeah. They cleared out of here pretty fast. 437 00:16:45,968 --> 00:16:46,855 Bummer. 438 00:16:46,856 --> 00:16:47,998 More than a bummer, Haley. 439 00:16:47,999 --> 00:16:50,035 This was really important to me, and you blew it. 440 00:16:50,036 --> 00:16:51,331 Ay, no, Phil, it was my fault. 441 00:16:51,332 --> 00:16:52,982 It was not her fault. 442 00:16:53,270 --> 00:16:54,824 Okay. What's done is done. 443 00:16:54,825 --> 00:16:57,056 Can you take the brochures out to the car? 444 00:16:57,359 --> 00:16:58,882 Wow. It's still full. 445 00:16:58,883 --> 00:17:00,226 Yeah, it is. 446 00:17:00,456 --> 00:17:02,402 So it was not very good? 447 00:17:02,403 --> 00:17:04,365 Um... no. 448 00:17:04,974 --> 00:17:06,287 I kind of need to sweep here. 449 00:17:06,288 --> 00:17:09,572 Okay. But-- but I'm so sorry, Phil. 450 00:17:09,632 --> 00:17:10,599 It's okay. 451 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,009 No, it's not okay. 452 00:17:12,010 --> 00:17:15,129 We came late and we ruined your whole presentation. 453 00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:16,220 These things happen. 454 00:17:16,221 --> 00:17:18,312 Yeah, it happens and people get angry. 455 00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:19,698 Gloria, it's fine. 456 00:17:19,699 --> 00:17:20,585 No, it's not fine! 457 00:17:20,586 --> 00:17:21,916 I'm trying to have a real conversation, 458 00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:24,476 and all you do is put me on a pedestal! 459 00:17:27,305 --> 00:17:28,958 Wait a minute. You're mad at me? 460 00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:30,855 Yes, because that's not how family's 461 00:17:30,856 --> 00:17:32,462 supposed to treat each other! 462 00:17:32,463 --> 00:17:34,097 You know how family's supposed to treat each other? 463 00:17:34,098 --> 00:17:36,499 They're supposed to actually think about each other! 464 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,688 I asked you to do one thing... 465 00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:39,365 and you were too selfish and irresponsible 466 00:17:39,366 --> 00:17:41,406 to come through for me on a day that, believe it or not, 467 00:17:41,407 --> 00:17:43,254 was really important to me! 468 00:17:44,338 --> 00:17:47,009 Oh, my God. You're crying. I'm so sorry. 469 00:17:47,010 --> 00:17:49,347 No! That's what I want! 470 00:17:49,348 --> 00:17:52,532 You yell at me because you love me! 471 00:17:52,533 --> 00:17:54,326 Well, you made me mad. 472 00:17:54,327 --> 00:17:55,549 And you should be. 473 00:17:55,550 --> 00:17:57,365 Well, I'm not anymore. 474 00:17:57,366 --> 00:17:59,680 - Don't treat me like that, Phil. - Because now I'm furious! 475 00:17:59,681 --> 00:18:02,564 Ay, mi familia! Si. 476 00:18:02,565 --> 00:18:04,451 Oh, how do you do that? 477 00:18:04,452 --> 00:18:05,769 It makes me so... 478 00:18:06,296 --> 00:18:07,358 Mad. 479 00:18:09,447 --> 00:18:10,731 That's a pretty nice piece of handiwork 480 00:18:10,732 --> 00:18:12,803 - for a 13-year-old. - Yeah, Luke did pretty good, too, 481 00:18:12,804 --> 00:18:14,980 for a kid who still needs help getting out of his backpack. 482 00:18:14,981 --> 00:18:17,156 - Still your grandson. - Felt bad when I said it. 483 00:18:17,157 --> 00:18:17,950 Okay, let's do this. 484 00:18:17,951 --> 00:18:19,362 Watch out, kids! They're coming down! 485 00:18:19,363 --> 00:18:21,291 One, two, three. 486 00:18:23,774 --> 00:18:24,903 How'd we do? 487 00:18:25,918 --> 00:18:27,281 Both eggs are okay. 488 00:18:27,282 --> 00:18:28,540 Great. So we both win. 489 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,514 Unacceptable. 490 00:18:29,515 --> 00:18:30,397 We're going up another level. 491 00:18:30,398 --> 00:18:31,868 Absolutely. Come on. Third floor. 492 00:18:31,869 --> 00:18:33,180 Meet us there, Alex. Let's go. 493 00:18:33,181 --> 00:18:33,903 Wait. 494 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,242 You don't have to do this. 495 00:18:35,243 --> 00:18:37,098 The assignment was for a 1-story drop. 496 00:18:37,099 --> 00:18:38,139 We both get A's. 497 00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:39,379 We're doing this. 498 00:18:41,611 --> 00:18:42,833 I don't like this. 499 00:18:42,854 --> 00:18:44,177 The two of them talking up there-- 500 00:18:44,178 --> 00:18:45,692 they're gonna figure out what we did. 501 00:18:45,693 --> 00:18:47,223 We did what we had to. 502 00:18:47,224 --> 00:18:48,604 We're gonna get caught. 503 00:18:49,708 --> 00:18:50,565 Look at them down there. 504 00:18:50,566 --> 00:18:52,164 They're not even paying attention. 505 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,712 This is the best part. 506 00:18:54,061 --> 00:18:56,079 Actually, Manny looks kind of upset. 507 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,387 Why would he be? He's about to kick Luke's butt. 508 00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,258 Oh, knock it off. 509 00:18:59,259 --> 00:19:00,928 Luke and Manny had as much to do with this project 510 00:19:00,929 --> 00:19:03,043 as they did with the Manhattan project. 511 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,242 You think that's what's going on? 512 00:19:05,243 --> 00:19:07,170 They're upset because we took over for them? 513 00:19:07,171 --> 00:19:08,120 Maybe. 514 00:19:08,121 --> 00:19:10,180 They were supposed to-- to learn from this, 515 00:19:10,181 --> 00:19:12,534 and-- and we ruined it. 516 00:19:12,535 --> 00:19:13,920 - We should go talk to them. - Yeah. 517 00:19:18,674 --> 00:19:19,871 Boys, we need to talk. 518 00:19:19,872 --> 00:19:21,480 Oh, God. Oh, God. 519 00:19:21,481 --> 00:19:22,586 Just stay frosty. 520 00:19:22,587 --> 00:19:25,544 So, uh, we realized a couple things up there, 521 00:19:25,545 --> 00:19:27,355 and I think apologies are in order. 522 00:19:27,356 --> 00:19:28,959 OK, we admit it. 523 00:19:29,115 --> 00:19:31,623 We tricked you into doing our projects for us. 524 00:19:31,863 --> 00:19:32,391 What? 525 00:19:32,392 --> 00:19:34,763 This is the first I'm hearing of this. 526 00:19:34,772 --> 00:19:35,896 We knew you'd do all the work 527 00:19:35,897 --> 00:19:38,001 if you thought you were competing with each other. 528 00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,994 So I told you I thought Claire was helping Luke, 529 00:19:39,995 --> 00:19:41,035 and then you called Claire... 530 00:19:41,036 --> 00:19:42,284 Which got me involved, and... 531 00:19:42,285 --> 00:19:43,834 All right. Here's what's gonna happen-- 532 00:19:44,062 --> 00:19:46,271 you're gonna get in the car, we're gonna drive home, 533 00:19:46,356 --> 00:19:49,274 - and you're each gonna do your own projects. - Mm-hmm. 534 00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:50,356 Fine. 535 00:19:51,204 --> 00:19:53,565 - Hmm. - Hmm. 536 00:19:53,566 --> 00:19:56,289 You know, this is your fault. 537 00:19:56,290 --> 00:19:56,823 What? 538 00:19:56,824 --> 00:19:59,355 The way we compete with each other it's-- is sick. 539 00:19:59,356 --> 00:20:00,920 It's so sick, two 13-year-olds 540 00:20:00,921 --> 00:20:01,950 know how to take advantage of us. 541 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:04,625 And you know what? You made me this way. 542 00:20:04,626 --> 00:20:05,871 How do you figure that? 543 00:20:06,475 --> 00:20:08,275 Dad! You pushed me into sports. 544 00:20:08,276 --> 00:20:09,932 You never let me win. You know, that stuff-- 545 00:20:09,933 --> 00:20:11,490 it does something to a girl. 546 00:20:11,491 --> 00:20:14,205 For your information, you came out of the womb like that. 547 00:20:14,206 --> 00:20:16,380 I'm not entirely sure there wasn't a twin in there 548 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,659 you bumped off. 549 00:20:17,712 --> 00:20:20,492 If you saw that in me, why didn't you discourage it? 550 00:20:20,493 --> 00:20:22,622 Why would I discourage something that I love? 551 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:24,832 Really? 552 00:20:24,887 --> 00:20:25,877 You kidding? 553 00:20:25,878 --> 00:20:27,178 You're a fighter. 554 00:20:27,215 --> 00:20:29,853 The thing I love about you is you never give up. 555 00:20:31,056 --> 00:20:34,599 Dad. 556 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,938 Even though I clearly designed a superior egg container. 557 00:20:36,939 --> 00:20:38,170 Out of your mind, old man. 558 00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:39,516 Only one way to find out. 559 00:20:43,563 --> 00:20:44,143 Give up. 560 00:20:44,144 --> 00:20:45,911 You're all just playing for second. 561 00:20:48,684 --> 00:20:50,067 There's something wrong with that one. 562 00:20:53,977 --> 00:20:55,172 I'm not wrong. 563 00:20:55,173 --> 00:20:57,149 Mum can be crazy, right? 564 00:20:57,150 --> 00:20:58,632 Hello? 565 00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:00,720 Thank you. 566 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:04,568 At the same time, I feel guilty when I get mad at her. 567 00:21:04,569 --> 00:21:06,218 I don't think that's weird. 568 00:21:06,219 --> 00:21:08,980 Just really proud of my project. I don't wanna share it. 569 00:21:08,981 --> 00:21:10,864 Everybody has their own thing. 570 00:21:11,453 --> 00:21:12,969 Thanks, Haley. 571 00:21:12,990 --> 00:21:14,341 I know I may sound dorky, 572 00:21:14,342 --> 00:21:17,572 but this late-night conversations really mean a lot to me. 573 00:21:17,780 --> 00:21:19,059 They're the only time that I feel like I... 574 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:21,365 OK, Corey, just one picture. 575 00:21:21,366 --> 00:21:22,484 Hold on. 576 00:21:23,510 --> 00:21:26,263 Ugh, my feet look fat from this angle. 577 00:21:26,388 --> 00:21:27,997 Hey, Alex, wake up. 578 00:21:27,998 --> 00:21:30,248 I need you to take a picture of my feet. 579 00:21:31,998 --> 00:21:37,498 Sync by YYeTs, corrected by gloriabg www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:03,000 www.tvsubtitles.net